The Complaint Desk
Cheap rooms.
Expensive expectations.
Roadside stays, honest notes, and a separate comedy series about the wonderfully unreasonable things people expect.
VACANCYTHE COMPLAINT DESK
A social series in development
One-star energy.
Five-star delivery.
Dry readings. Road-worn perspective. A little perspective on the continental breakfast.
Read the original pilot ↗Hotel notes, with receipts.
Future firsthand reviews will separate what happened, what it cost on the stay date, and the host’s opinion. Third-party complaints will never be presented as verified hotel conditions.
No real hotel or reviewer is featured here. Comedy examples are original fiction.